deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

(via bunnyplague)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Of beauty and grace. My sister in faith.

Timestamp: 1397274357

Of beauty and grace. My sister in faith.

Hooyo Abaalkeeda Ma Gudmo

The favors or a mother can never be reimbursed.

Best translation I could think of.

Timestamp: 1397270310

Hooyo Abaalkeeda Ma Gudmo

The favors or a mother can never be reimbursed.

Best translation I could think of.

(Source: tuckfheman, via immigrantsoul)

qalbandsoul:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

this will never not make me laugh uncontrollably 

(via lepenguinmaster)

Timestamp: 1396975387

qalbandsoul:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

this will never not make me laugh uncontrollably 

(via lepenguinmaster)